Schwarzenegger Finds Cause Of Problems

Schwarzenegger Finds Cause Of Problems

Gov. Schwarzenegger has been dealing with many frustrating problems this past year. The flatout bankrupt state budget and the recalcitrant state legislature are what he thought were painful thorns in his side. However, over the holidays he had time to pause and reflect. While undressing for bed one night, as he was posing to admire himself in front of a mirror, he noticed that his underwear had been tied in a knot. He wondered aloud, “How long has this been going on. Who did this? That’s why my side didn’t hurt and something else did.” The most likely suspects are his personal valet who sets all of his clothes out for him, joking children, the Democrat Party or the Republican Party, or a ticked off wife. We’ll keep you posted and see if solving this problem will help with the state’s financial crisis.

©2009 Eric Stamets