Questions and Answers 2

Questions and Answers
Every so often we accumulate a few questions from readers about some previous articles that certainly need to be answered in a straight forward manner.

Q. I looked for the new Harley dealer mentioned in your article, but can’t seem to find it. Where is it?
A. As I’ve told quite a few people, you need to examine just which store moved into a larger location recently. Don’t let the giftware, jewelry and pictures on the wall put you off- that’s just a front. However, if you ask where the Harley’s are, you will only get a blank stare and I will get an angry tirade. You need to find a Harley rider that will show you the secret hand signal (do not use a secret hand signal shown to you by a motorcycle gang member). When you go into the correct store and flash the secret hand signal, you will be immediately whisked off to the back room to see all the new Harleys and can dream of looking good on the road to your heart’s content.

Q. What happened to the claim of financial damages last April made by Brickeville, Pennsylvania against Julian for stealing their daffodils?
A. Well it turned out to be just an embarrassing mistake. Even adjusting for the unseasonably cold winter they experienced last winter, they had never seen their daffodils emerge so late in the season and were alarmed when nothing showed up in a reasonable time. If you want to see daffodils in bloom in June, visit Brickeville. We received an apology and a bag of bulbs. They have blamed the whole misunderstanding on global cooling.

Q. I can’t help but wondering, are you on drugs?
A. Yes. I was off the prescription for a while but am now back on, although at a lower dosage. Maybe that will help.

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