Julian Mayor Indicted

Julian Mayor Indicted

In a surprise move this week, Julian’s mayor was indicted by a grandiose jury on several counts that he will be facing. Most in Julian weren’t aware of the double life he led and quite a few were not even aware of his single life. He stated that he would defend himself against the charges quite vigorously, as he was waving his arms quite vigorously. He said it would be a shame if all the campaign funds he had collected and spent would go to waste. As you well remember, he collected the most campaign funds and therefore was declared the winner of the last election. He would be required to return the funds, if convicted. This would create some significant problems, for he was given twenty chickens in lieu of cash by one donor and has already eaten quite a few of them. He was pretty upbeat when we interviewed him, because he stated that if he was cleared of the charges, it would completely ensure his reelection.

©2008 Eric Stamets