Gov. Brown To Extend Energy Conservation

Gov. Brown To Extend Energy Conservation

During last Thursday’s power outage it did not go without notice to Gov. Brown how much energy was saved while the power was out. Not only that, he thought the populace in the affected areas saved millions of dollars in electricity not used. Unfortunately, according to my sources at WikiLeaks, SDG&E used their smart and greedy meters to charge us anyway as if the power was on. Many neighborhoods used the blackout time to have parties, not watch TV and get to know one another. The blackout was probably caused by a worker changing a 2 amp fuse on a critical piece of equipment. As a result of the blackout, Brown has proposed that we have these on regular intervals in order to conserve energy. It would eliminate all the confusion if we knew when they were going to occur and could be scheduled so as not to interfere with football games on TV. He stated, “Look at Libya. They have had uncontrolled blackouts for much of the fighting. Are not we Americans tougher than the Libyans, not to mention all the other countries that have ongoing blackouts?” On a related note, the power outage shut down the nuclear plant at San Onofre. Now if they have to shutdown in a power outage, it proves they are not generating enough electricity to even keep their own light bulbs on. WikiLeaks has just revealed that the two domes only house some dummy equipment to fool us and are actually vaults used to store vast amounts of cash for Edison and SDG&E, one dome for each. The nuclear materials are only there to scare anybody away who might want to steal some of their riches.

©2011 Eric Stamets