Julian's Pension Fund

Julian's Pension Fund

Julian’s mayor announced with a great deal of sadness, that as a result of all the upheavals in the financial system, Julian’s pension fund is insolvent. It will directly affect the mayor and he said he may have to keep running (and winning) for years, because now he doesn’t have enough to retire on. If he is cleared in his indictment, future campaign contributions will certainly ease the pain since he can use the contributions to buy food while he is campaigning to stay in office, which is all of the time. And if he is away from home and stays at his girlfriend’s house that should qualify for per diem too. It might work out also, because there are a few projects coming up that will need to have someone buy some influence.

©2009 Eric Stamets