TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE IN JULIAN

TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE IN JULIAN

10. You love to drive.
9. You’re too used to calling the recycling center the dump.
8. You don't have to worry about finding the cheapest gas station.
7. Morning rush hour consists of about 10 minutes at the high school parking lot.
6. The lurking stranger that snatches up your child off the street, brings them to your house because they were worried about them.
5. You don't ever have to worry about your dog biting the mailman.
4. Four digits is the extent of your short-term memory.
3. You like to go to meetings at night.
2. You love apple pie.
1. You like being at the center of the universe and nobody knows you're there.


TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO LIVE IN JULIAN

10. (Weekdays only) You get tired of waving at someone you know in just about every car that passes.
9. Your post office box is too close to the floor.
8. None of your vehicles have four-wheel drive.
7. Both grocery stores and the liquor store are out of vanilla ice cream.
6. It's too far to walk to get to the back fence and talk with your neighbor.
Alt- You keep getting lost going home because you can’t see your house from the street.
5. It's too bright for your eyes to see that many stars at night.
4. You're not related to anybody here.
3. You opened a gift store and thought you would retire a millionaire in two years.
2. You hate apple pie.
1. You're a flatlander and just don't belong here.