Trying To Balance Budget, Schwarzenegger Robs Peter And Paul

Trying To Balance Budget, Schwarzenegger Robs Peter And Paul

This year in trying to balance the state budget, Gov. Schwarzenegger robbed Peter and Paul. When interviewed, Peter said that he was expecting it and it wasn’t anything out of the usual for him. He has been experiencing this every year for quite a while and can’t remember when it didn’t happen. He normally works real hard to get enough and then just sends it in just like the rest of us suckers. He just didn’t expect Schwarzenegger to pull up in a Hummer with an assault rifle and a cigar and demand the cash. However Paul, who experienced the same situation, was completely astonished and almost speechless. He said that this was the first time anything like this had happened to him and that he had been quietly waiting for the budget to be finished and had expected to get the refund that he routinely claims each year and another cushy high paid consulting job from the state out of it, both which have been cut. He was extremely disappointed because he was going to replace his old big screen TV with a new bigger screen TV and usually can even afford to have a Christmas in July for his kids. We asked him how he felt and he could only say “Humbug.” We have sent warnings out to Pat and Phil to watch out.

©2009 Eric Stamets

This year in trying to balance the state budget, Gov. Schwarzenegger robbed Peter and Paul. When interviewed, Peter said that he was expecting it and it wasn’t anything out of the usual for him. He has been experiencing this every year for quite a while and can’t remember when it didn’t happen. He normally works real hard to get enough and then just sends it in just like the rest of us suckers. He just didn’t expect Schwarzenegger to pull up in a Hummer with an assault rifle and a cigar and demand the cash. However Paul, who experienced the same situation, was completely astonished and almost speechless. He said that this was the first time anything like this had happened to him and that he had been quietly waiting for the budget to be finished and had expected to get the refund that he routinely claims each year and another cushy high paid consulting job from the state out of it, both which have been cut. He was extremely disappointed because he was going to replace his old big screen TV with a new bigger screen TV and usually can even afford to have a Christmas in July for his kids. We asked him how he felt and he could only say “Humbug.” We have sent warnings out to Pat and Phil to watch out.

©2009 Eric Stamets