Thursday, July 30, 2009

As Heard on the Streets of Julian

As Heard on the Streets of Julian

The previously published articles in this column have had not all, but the most important gossip heard in Julian. They were printed in the Julian News and then read and thrown away or used for starting woodstove fires. There are relatively few fish heads wrapped in Julian, but the articles have seen the bottom of a few bird cages and been used to housebreak more than one puppy. We are especially indebted to the bank and post office waiting lines as a prime place for overhearing information, but some articles would have been more complete and accurate if the lines were a little bit longer. We would also be profusely thanking Lew LaDou, but drinking only water, milk and apple cider, we hardly ever go to Lew’s and therefore miss out on much of the information available there. Lastly many thanks to Eric Stamets for agreeing to be the front man for this endeavor so that we didn’t have to reveal our true identity.

Your neighbors, the Authors

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