Julian Residents Sick and Tired of Articles

Julian Residents Sick and Tired of Articles

Julian residents are finally through exhibiting extreme tolerance and understanding. They are demanding that silly little things that are simply heard or overheard on Main St. and are reported in the Julian News be stopped. One resident was overheard saying that this menace has to be stopped or drilled now. Since someone is not listening very carefully, a couple of people have suffered the indignity of being associated with certain events they knew nothing about and their names misspelled at that. We also won’t forget the opening of the highway bypass can of worms when it was just an innocent discussion between two caring people about how someone was doing after their heart bypass surgery. People are also not happy that because of the way the paper is folded, it always opens to page eleven or sometimes thirteen. They said, “Someone should be a little nosier or get a hearing aid.” Well, maybe people should talk a little louder while they’re gossiping and the lines need to be a little longer at the post office and the bank so you can get a complete story. Humff!

©2009 Eric Stamets