Questions and Answers 3

Questions and Answers
Every so often we accumulate a few questions from readers about some previous articles that certainly need to be answered in a straight forward manner.

Q. I went to the town hall with my Bluetooth ©®∞™ surgical implant kit to have it put in but nobody was there. What gives?
A. You obviously arrived on the wrong day or too early or were too late because you got sidetracked looking at Harleys at the new dealership. We are trying to get another grant to allow another successful session of ridding Julian of these hideous appendages. It is very important to get this done. Just a few years ago we put people that talked to themselves in insane asylums. Hang on to your kit and please do not try it at home. Simply put a little sign on your current earpiece that says’ “Awaiting implant” and we all agree not to snicker at you behind your back.

Q. Why do you call Bluetooth ©® ∞™ earpieces “hideous appendages?”
A. Because Medusa had a lot of them.

Q. Why did you call Bluetooth ©®∞™ wearers wandering the streets of Julian “dumber than bricks?”
A. Because they are so enraptured by their phone call, they obviously don’t know that they are no longer driving a car.

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