China To Collect On National Debt

China To Collect On National Debt

Everyone knows that China owns much of the debt that the United States has accumulated. Recently China said it questioned the safety of their money and could wait for repayment no longer and was calling in the notes. Now that the U.S. can’t pay, China is foreclosing, and in 90 days the state of Oregon will belong to them. The Chinese have said that after that waiting period, they will be sending the first one million settlers to the state and all Americans will have to move out. Probably the surrounding states will have to absorb most of the refugees, but the Chinese have said they don’t care where they go. They have expressed a willingness to allow the employees of Starbucks remain with work permits, because the Chinese have recently become addicted to coffee. Their representative said that if they have to foreclose on any more notes, they would probably take Nevada because they like Las Vegas. They said they definitely don’t want California and would even settle for North Dakota instead. The Japanese have stated that if they need to foreclose on their notes, they would like the state of Washington.

©2009 Eric Stamets