Mayor Objects To Mr. & Mrs. Julian Contest

Mayor Objects To Mr. & Mrs. Julian Contest

Julian’s mayor is strenuously objecting to the recently held contest to select Mr. & Mrs. Julian. He said, “Ever since I won my first election, I’ve been Julian’s mayor and the go-to, never-fail Mr. Julian around here. Why do you have to have a contest to select someone else, as deserving as they are, when you know I’ve been here all along. Just because of this crazy indictment against me, everyone’s trying to horn in on my territory. Heck, all they need to get this imposter title is some votes. When you’re not even nominated you can’t win with a recount by your friends later. How much hard work did they do collecting campaign funds? How much hard work did they do spending them? And for Mrs. Julian, they didn’t even nominate my girlfriend. That’s just a double insult. I mean she’s been a Mrs. at least three times I know of. I’ll remember this when these people need to get some legislation done or some pull with another politician here in Julian. We politicians stick together tighter than lawyers no matter what the outer appearances. If they hadn’t got on my bad side, I could have slipped something through easily for them. Now it’s going to be tough to even get it out of my committee.”

©2008 Eric Stamets