Floozies Arrested For Being Floozy

Floozies Arrested For Being Floozy

Last week the sheriff arrested 4 floozies on charges of being floozy in front of town hall. Every year at the Melodrama, the Melodrama floozies hang around the front of the townhall and encourage people to see the Melodrama, which is a traditional Julian fundraiser. This would seemingly provide a good cover for any other floozies in the area. However, the Melodrama is over for this year and these floozies were hanging around at night trying to see if anyone wanted to get floozy. It is assumed that these floozies are imposters because the Melodrama has only fine upstanding floozies associated with it and they would not be out at that hour.

©2009 Eric Stamets