Sunday, July 5, 2009

Movie To Be Made About Julian Salesclerks and Waitresses

Movie To Be Made About Julian Salesclerks and Waitresses

In the interest of diversity and being inclusive, One Foot In The Saddle Productions will be coming to Julian to make a movie about the sales clerks and waitresses of Julian. They specialize in seemingly mundane subjects but have turned out smash hits when the full story comes out. They show clerks making sales and waitresses taking orders and the unique and touching things that can happen in a normal day, but the fun begins when they follow their subjects home and show them making dinner, talking about their boss and trying to get their kids to do their homework. Some of the most interesting scenes they have previously filmed involved restraining orders. They chronicle the lives of these people and share their dreams, but still inadvertently end up with an almost non-stop version of America’s Funniest Home Videos. We know they’ll get some great footage when the grocery clerks describe trying to sell as much ice cream as they could with the power off before evacuating for the Witch Creek fire. Now is your last chance to apply for one of these jobs so that you can be in the movie too. After filming in Julian, their next feature, also expected to be a blockbuster, is about podiatrists.

©2009 Eric Stamets


In the interest of diversity and being inclusive, One Foot In The Saddle Productions will be coming to Julian to make a movie about the sales clerks and waitresses of Julian. They specialize in seemingly mundane subjects but have turned out smash hits when the full story comes out. They show clerks making sales and waitresses taking orders and the unique and touching things that can happen in a normal day, but the fun begins when they follow their subjects home and show them making dinner, talking about their boss and trying to get their kids to do their homework. Some of the most interesting scenes they have previously filmed involved restraining orders. They chronicle the lives of these people and share their dreams, but still inadvertently end up with an almost non-stop version of America’s Funniest Home Videos. We know they’ll get some great footage when the grocery clerks describe trying to sell as much ice cream as they could with the power off before evacuating for the Witch Creek fire. Now is your last chance to apply for one of these jobs so that you can be in the movie too. After filming in Julian, their next feature, also expected to be a blockbuster, is about podiatrists.

©2009 Eric Stamets

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